Sip Happens Nutrition orange slush drink surrounded by tropical fruits, cherries, and decorative skulls on a dark, smoky background

Tropical Torment

$3.95

Welcome to paradise. Suffer beautifully.

Orange, cherry, piña colada, and pineapple collide into a creamy, sunset-bright pour that tastes like a tropical vacation that went off-script. Sweet, tart, smooth, and impossible to put down.

Flavor: Creamy orange-pineapple colada with deep cherry Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

Tropical Torment turns a beach drink into a problem. An Orange Lift Off base brings bright citrus snap. Cherry drops in deep, sweet-tart, and a little dramatic. Piña colada layers on creamy coconut-pineapple richness. Pineapple doubles down with juicy tropical brightness. Four flavors. One sunset cup. Zero chance you’ll only pour one.

Best for

  • Anyone whose vacation drink order is “make it complicated”
  • Pool floats, beach chairs, and post-flight hotel rooms
  • Replacing the sugary daiquiri habit
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz orange-cherry colada

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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Highly recommend this one!! It's got the perfect amount of sweetness to it, tastes great, and it kept me energized throughout the day. It's absolutely gonna be one of my go-to drinks

— , August 26, 2026

Petals On The Grave is one of my favorite flavors Sip Happens sells. I only buy from here, the prices are good, and the flavors are consistent. If you want a good loaded tea I’d try this one first and…

— Madison, August 25, 2026

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