Rotted Corpse
$3.95
Don’t judge a drink by its name.
Tropical, pineapple, and coconut fold together into a creamy, beach-day pour that drinks like a piña colada — despite everything the label suggests. Sweet, smooth, and stupidly good.
Flavor: Creamy pineapple-coconut piña colada with tropical brightness
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet
Awaken Your Dark Side
What’s in your cup
Rotted Corpse is the plot twist of the menu. A Tropical Lift Off base lays the fruity foundation. Pineapple rolls in bright, juicy, and sweet-tart. Coconut smooths the whole thing into something that drinks a lot closer to a beach cocktail than the name would ever admit. Three ingredients. One creamy, sunny, absurdly drinkable cup.
Best for
- Piña colada purists who can take a joke
- Beach days, pool days, and cabana afternoons
- Replacing the calorie-heavy frozen drink habit
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz piña colada
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
