Rotted Corpse
$3.95
Don’t judge a drink by its name.
Tropical, pineapple, and coconut fold together into a creamy, beach-day pour that drinks like a piña colada — despite everything the label suggests. Sweet, smooth, and stupidly good.
Flavor: Creamy pineapple-coconut piña colada with tropical brightness
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet
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What’s in your cup
Rotted Corpse is the plot twist of the menu. A Tropical Lift Off base lays the fruity foundation. Pineapple rolls in bright, juicy, and sweet-tart. Coconut smooths the whole thing into something that drinks a lot closer to a beach cocktail than the name would ever admit. Three ingredients. One creamy, sunny, absurdly drinkable cup.
Best for
- Piña colada purists who can take a joke
- Beach days, pool days, and cabana afternoons
- Replacing the calorie-heavy frozen drink habit
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz piña colada
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
Highly recommend this one!! It's got the perfect amount of sweetness to it, tastes great, and it kept me energized throughout the day. It's absolutely gonna be one of my go-to drinks
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