The Last Offering

$3.95

Save the best for the altar.

Tropical, pineapple, coconut, white grape, and cranberry stack into a creamy-tart pour that drinks like a farewell party you didn’t want to leave. Sweet, sharp, and unmistakably ceremonial.

Flavor: Creamy piña colada with cranberry tartness and crisp white grape
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

The Last Offering hands you five flavors and doesn’t apologize. A Tropical Lift Off base sets the fruit foundation. Pineapple brings the bright, juicy sweet-tart snap. Coconut layers on creamy, beachy smoothness. White grape drops in crisp and clean. Cranberry closes it out with a sharp, tart red finish that cuts through everything. Five ingredients. One final, unforgettable pour.

Best for

  • The cranberry devotee who’s been waiting for their moment
  • Holiday tables and gatherings that need a photogenic drink
  • Replacing the vodka cranberry with something you can drink at 10 a.m.
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz tart-tropical pour

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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