Hollow Coffin

$3.95

Empty by design. Loaded by default.

Pomegranate, prickly pear, acai berry, and piña colada settle into a deep berry pour with creamy tropical undertones. Rich, layered, and the kind of sip you slow down for.

Flavor: Dark berry with acai depth, creamy piña colada, and pomegranate backbone
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

Hollow Coffin drinks deeper than it looks. A Pomegranate Lift Off base sets the tart-fruity backbone. Prickly pear layers on subtle floral sweetness. Acai berry brings that dark, slightly chocolatey berry richness. Piña colada smooths the whole thing with creamy coconut-pineapple. Four flavors. One deep, drinkable, unmistakably grown-up cup.

Best for

  • Acai bowl regulars who want the flavor without the spoon
  • Post-workout recoveries that need more than water
  • Replacing the fancy smoothie shop $12 tab
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz dark berry pour

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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