Silent Killer

$3.95

You’ll never see it coming.

Pomegranate, cotton candy, watermelon, and strawberry drift into a pink candy-shop pour that drinks like summer at the fair — right before something takes you out. Sweet, smooth, and dangerously easy.

Flavor: Cotton candy sweetness with juicy watermelon and strawberry on a pomegranate base
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

Silent Killer doesn’t announce itself. A Pomegranate Lift Off base sets the tart-fruity foundation. Cotton candy drops in loud, sweet, and unmistakably carnival. Watermelon rolls through with wide-open summer juiciness. Strawberry closes it out with that classic sweet-red pull. Four ingredients. One quiet, pink, disturbingly drinkable cup.

Best for

  • The candy-shop faithful whose drink order is “make it taste like a fair”
  • Slow afternoons that need a little joy and a big kick
  • Replacing the pink energy drink habit
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz candy-store pour

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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Highly recommend this one!! It's got the perfect amount of sweetness to it, tastes great, and it kept me energized throughout the day. It's absolutely gonna be one of my go-to drinks

— , August 26, 2026

Petals On The Grave is one of my favorite flavors Sip Happens sells. I only buy from here, the prices are good, and the flavors are consistent. If you want a good loaded tea I’d try this one first and…

— Madison, August 25, 2026

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