Silent Killer
$3.95
You’ll never see it coming.
Pomegranate, cotton candy, watermelon, and strawberry drift into a pink candy-shop pour that drinks like summer at the fair — right before something takes you out. Sweet, smooth, and dangerously easy.
Flavor: Cotton candy sweetness with juicy watermelon and strawberry on a pomegranate base
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet
Awaken Your Dark Side
What’s in your cup
Silent Killer doesn’t announce itself. A Pomegranate Lift Off base sets the tart-fruity foundation. Cotton candy drops in loud, sweet, and unmistakably carnival. Watermelon rolls through with wide-open summer juiciness. Strawberry closes it out with that classic sweet-red pull. Four ingredients. One quiet, pink, disturbingly drinkable cup.
Best for
- The candy-shop faithful whose drink order is “make it taste like a fair”
- Slow afternoons that need a little joy and a big kick
- Replacing the pink energy drink habit
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz candy-store pour
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
