The Last Offering
$3.95
Save the best for the altar.
Tropical, pineapple, coconut, white grape, and cranberry stack into a creamy-tart pour that drinks like a farewell party you didn’t want to leave. Sweet, sharp, and unmistakably ceremonial.
Flavor: Creamy piña colada with cranberry tartness and crisp white grape
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet
Awaken Your Dark Side
What’s in your cup
The Last Offering hands you five flavors and doesn’t apologize. A Tropical Lift Off base sets the fruit foundation. Pineapple brings the bright, juicy sweet-tart snap. Coconut layers on creamy, beachy smoothness. White grape drops in crisp and clean. Cranberry closes it out with a sharp, tart red finish that cuts through everything. Five ingredients. One final, unforgettable pour.
Best for
- The cranberry devotee who’s been waiting for their moment
- Holiday tables and gatherings that need a photogenic drink
- Replacing the vodka cranberry with something you can drink at 10 a.m.
- Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz tart-tropical pour
How to mix it
- Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
- Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
- Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
- Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there
The Sip Happens promise
- 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
- Just 20 calories per packet
- Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
- Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup
Heads up
Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.
