Sip Happens Nutrition orange slush drink surrounded by tropical fruits, cherries, and decorative skulls on a dark, smoky background

Tropical Torment

$3.95

Welcome to paradise. Suffer beautifully.

Orange, cherry, piña colada, and pineapple collide into a creamy, sunset-bright pour that tastes like a tropical vacation that went off-script. Sweet, tart, smooth, and impossible to put down.

Flavor: Creamy orange-pineapple colada with deep cherry Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

Tropical Torment turns a beach drink into a problem. An Orange Lift Off base brings bright citrus snap. Cherry drops in deep, sweet-tart, and a little dramatic. Piña colada layers on creamy coconut-pineapple richness. Pineapple doubles down with juicy tropical brightness. Four flavors. One sunset cup. Zero chance you’ll only pour one.

Best for

  • Anyone whose vacation drink order is “make it complicated”
  • Pool floats, beach chairs, and post-flight hotel rooms
  • Replacing the sugary daiquiri habit
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz orange-cherry colada

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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