Undertaker

$3.95

Rest in flavor.

Tropical, peach, watermelon, strawberry, and piña colada bury themselves into a creamy summer-fruit pour that drinks like a picnic that overstayed its welcome. Sweet, smooth, and impossible to say no to.

Flavor: Creamy summer fruit — peach, watermelon, strawberry, and piña colada with tropical brightness
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet

Awaken Your Dark Side

What’s in your cup

Undertaker digs deep and pours deeper. A Tropical Lift Off base sets the fruit foundation. Peach layers on sweet, juicy stone fruit. Watermelon rolls in with wide-open summer juiciness. Strawberry brings classic sweet-red pull. Piña colada closes it out with creamy coconut-pineapple richness. Five ingredients. One summertime cup that refuses to lie down.

Best for

  • Peach-watermelon-strawberry loyalists who want them all at once
  • Backyard afternoons that need refueling without a run to the store
  • Replacing the second smoothie (or the frozen daiquiri)
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz summer pour

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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