Viper’s Kiss

$3.95

One kiss. That’s all you get.

Tropical, orange, pineapple, and piña colada slide together into a creamy orange pour that drinks like a sunrise creamsicle with a bite. Bright, smooth, and disarmingly good.

Flavor: Creamy orange piña colada with juicy pineapple
Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet
Serves: Makes one 32oz drink
Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin
Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose)
Only 20 calories per packet

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What’s in your cup

Viper’s Kiss is smooth right until it isn’t. A Tropical Lift Off base sets the fruit foundation. Orange brings the bright citrus snap that lands right on the front of the tongue. Pineapple layers in juicy tropical sweetness. Piña colada seals it with creamy coconut-pineapple richness that turns the whole thing into a sunset creamsicle. Four ingredients. One clean strike.

Best for

  • The orange creamsicle devotee (who’s also grown up)
  • Sunny mornings that need a caffeinated breakfast in a cup
  • Replacing the mimosa habit — same vibe, all-day availability
  • Anyone who wants 180mg of natural caffeine in a 32oz orange colada

How to mix it

  1. Empty the packet into a 32oz cup
  2. Add 2oz of hot water and stir to dissolve
  3. Add ice and fill the rest of the way with cold water
  4. Sip slow — there’s real caffeine in there

The Sip Happens promise

  • 180mg of natural caffeine from green and white tea
  • Just 20 calories per packet
  • Stevia-sweetened — no aspartame, no sucralose
  • Vitamins C, B12, B5, D3, and Biotin in every cup

Heads up

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or individuals who are caffeine sensitive.

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