• Drink the potion. Skip the séance.

    Pomegranate, coconut, and green apple swirl into a tart-sweet pour that drinks like a witch's brew with the receipts of a clean energy drink. Crisp, creamy, and just the right kind of haunted.

    Flavor: Tart green apple with creamy coconut and a pomegranate finish Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

  • Five fruits walked into hell. None of them came back.

    Orange, pineapple, strawberry, green apple, and white grape get loaded into a juicy, sun-bright pour that drinks like the fruit medley your cafeteria wishes it had. Sweet, tart, layered, and impossible to bottle.

    Flavor: Bright orange-pineapple medley with strawberry, green apple, and white grape Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

  • Crossed wires. Crossed flavors.

    Lime, green apple, coconut, cherry, and pineapple wind together into a sweet-tart, candy-bright pour that drinks like five flavors got tangled and decided to stay that way. Layered, loud, and impossible to predict.

    Flavor: Tart green apple and cherry layered with creamy coconut, lime, and pineapple Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

  • Welcome to the orchard. Watch the roots.

    Pomegranate, green apple, prickly pear, watermelon, and strawberry kiwi tangle together into a tart-sweet pour that drinks like the wickedest farmer's market you've ever stumbled into. Layered, fruity, and impossible to put down.

    Flavor: Layered orchard fruit — tart green apple, juicy watermelon, strawberry kiwi finish Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

  • Bright green. Brain optional.

    Lime, green apple, pineapple, coconut, and limeade shamble into a blindingly bright pour that drinks like a green apple limeade with the lid off. Sweet, tart, tropical, and unmistakably alive.

    Flavor: Green apple limeade with tropical pineapple and creamy coconut Caffeine: 180mg natural caffeine per packet Serves: Makes one 32oz drink Vitamins: C, B12, B5, D3 + Biotin Sweetened with: Organic stevia (no aspartame, no sucralose) Only 20 calories per packet

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